Your former Chairman and another former member of the committee strutting their stuff.

 What is he up to?

(Answers on a postcard)

What is it about these umpires and cars?

 Is it a scarecrow?

No it’s your Chairman.

 Studying the form.

 I really don’t want to be here!

 I’ll sleep it off instead?

Ah! That’s better

Finally some action – but where’s the ball.

 The only time the team were together all weekend!